About Brett Schmerl:
In the Worlds before Brettstar, primal chaos reigned.
Spinning sought order, but the Dragon may roll only when its ways are known.
The two poi span again and yet again, as endless aeons span and antispan.
Time and the pure essences of Kevlar, the moistures of Isopar, and the powers of the Thrust and the Burnoff all worked upon a double contact staff – as old as Manipulation, and it became magically fertile.
That first egg was named Flow.
Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, ‘With our flow we make the tech.’ Elemental spin forces caused the egg to hatch: from it there came a lanky Brettstar.
The nature of Brettstar was … irrepressable!
Born from an egg on a mountain top,
BrettStar is one king that ever rocked,
He knew every contact trick under the sun,
Teased the Lobo and everyone, and had some fun.
Monkey magic, Monkey magic,
Brettstar magic, Brettstar magic,
Monkey magic, Monkey magic oohh!